Google Rankings

I am now on the first page of Google for "Angle hair pasta" and "Bear of very little brain" and "A bear of very little brain."  Yes, that's "angle" and not "angel."

I am awesome.  I just can't seem to spell.

Check out http://www.semrush.com/ to find out what dumb terms your website is ranked for.  Type the URL of your site and then you'll see what you're ranked for and who your competitors are for those terms.  That way, if you have computer hacking skills, you can take them out and you'll be the #1 listing for great terms like "a bear of very little brain" or "angle hair pasta."

Good luck, everyone, and please remember that hacking is illegal.